1) Happy Day You Were Born
How boring and unoriginal is it to say "Happy Birthday"!?!? I've come up with the new and exciting "Happy Day You Were Born". It's fresh, and yet also ancient, almost biblical sounding. Try it out on someone. "Hello (insert name here), Happy Day You Were Born!" See, it just rolls off of the tongue!
2) Hap Happy Birthday
Robots have birthdays, too.
3) Hap Hap Hap Happy Birthday
Some people really do live in a zoo.
Songs Of The Week
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8 dots of out 10. The place was so small and the stage was so tiny that the only way I could see the band was in the mirror that was behind the bar, and the hot bartender kept thinking I was checking out her rack (which I was a little bit} but I was really checking out Parry. Apparently NH has grown 33% in size, as there was some other dude up there with a keyboard.
PROS: Nerf Herder. Live. New songs. Cheap. No crappy opening band. Parry looked pretty loaded by the time the show started.
CONS: The Mercury is beer and wine only (apparently} so I couldn't buy the band shots of Jager all show long. Being the DD for the night I came to the harsh realization that NH shows aren't nearly as fun when you aren't wasted.
"Boot days"?
@Principal Blackman
It is just like a robot to point their robotic finger at someone else and accuse them of being a robot. Oh wait, that would imply that I am a robot. never mind....
@Chris Waffle
Come on Chris, help me out here. Just tell your daughter that if she wants some cake and presents, it has to be "Happy Day You Were Born" performed live by daddy's band (with pyrotechnics and guitars smashing a pinata}.