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Past Reviews:

February 18, 2008
Crabs

February 17, 2008
Valentine's Day 2009

February 16, 2008
Nerf Herder Tonight Yeah

February 15, 2008
Scrabble Game

February 14, 2008
Rare Nerf Herder CD

February 12, 2008
Abe Lincoln's Birthday

February 11, 2008
The Grammy Awards

February 09, 2008
One Donut A Day


February 06, 2008
Geography

February 05, 2008
Guitar Hero III

February 04, 2008
Potatoes

February 02, 2008
Butter and Jalapeno

February 01, 2008
Heart Attack

January 31, 2008
Allergy Test

January 30, 2008
Singularity


Review of the day for February 19, 2008

Happy Day You Were Born

Happy Day You Were Born



Song of the week for February 19, 2008

1) Happy Day You Were Born
How boring and unoriginal is it to say "Happy Birthday"!?!? I've come up with the new and exciting "Happy Day You Were Born". It's fresh, and yet also ancient, almost biblical sounding. Try it out on someone. "Hello (insert name here), Happy Day You Were Born!" See, it just rolls off of the tongue!

2) Hap Happy Birthday
Robots have birthdays, too.

3) Hap Hap Hap Happy Birthday
Some people really do live in a zoo.

Songs Of The Week
PROS:
You're a very special boy or girl.
CONS:
It's not my birthday.

comments:
Buck Naked
My review of the NH show on Saturday:

8 dots of out 10. The place was so small and the stage was so tiny that the only way I could see the band was in the mirror that was behind the bar, and the hot bartender kept thinking I was checking out her rack (which I was a little bit} but I was really checking out Parry. Apparently NH has grown 33% in size, as there was some other dude up there with a keyboard.

PROS: Nerf Herder. Live. New songs. Cheap. No crappy opening band. Parry looked pretty loaded by the time the show started.

CONS: The Mercury is beer and wine only (apparently} so I couldn't buy the band shots of Jager all show long. Being the DD for the night I came to the harsh realization that NH shows aren't nearly as fun when you aren't wasted.
February 19, 2008 - 9:13:03 pm

conan
Hap Hap Hap Happy Birthday is my favorite.
February 19, 2008 - 3:26:17 pm

Parry
@Ryan
"Boot days"?

@Principal Blackman
It is just like a robot to point their robotic finger at someone else and accuse them of being a robot. Oh wait, that would imply that I am a robot. never mind....

@Chris Waffle
Come on Chris, help me out here. Just tell your daughter that if she wants some cake and presents, it has to be "Happy Day You Were Born" performed live by daddy's band (with pyrotechnics and guitars smashing a pinata}.

February 19, 2008 - 12:28:38 pm

Chris Waffle
My daughter turns 8 on Thursday and I asked her which of these three songs she would like sung for her birthday party. Strangely, she picked the old, ususal standard "Happy Birthday To You". I was hoping for the metal stylings of "Happy Day You Were Born". Maybe next year...
February 19, 2008 - 11:27:31 am

Chris Waffle
My daughter turns 8 on Thursday and I asked her which of these three songs she would like sung for her birthday party. Strangely, she picked the old, ususal standard "Happy Birthday To You". I was hoping for the metal stylings of "Happy Day You Were Born". Maybe next year...
February 19, 2008 - 10:15:10 am

Principal Blackman
Persons denying the existence of robot birthdays may be robots themselves.
February 19, 2008 - 8:53:24 am

Ryan
Robots do not have birthdays.
February 19, 2008 - 7:49:13 am

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