Gourmet Pretzel Rods

These gourmet pretzel rods where neither gourmet nor rods. Although they were most certainly pretzels. Pretzel sticks to be more precise. Honestly, I don't believe there is such a thing as a pretzel rod. Anyhow, they were covered with gross, low-quality carmel and cheap waxy chocolate.

PROS:

Contained real pretzel.

CONS:

Not gourmet. Cheap tasting. Just barely good enough so that I ate them all.

comments:

Zorro

@Parry- Well gee after reading the lyrics you wrote I suppose I could have figured them out myself and feel like a jerk for making you do it. You have to understand that I am pretty lazy and didn't want to put much more effort into it than typing "Nerf Herder IV lyrics" into google.

I gotta say my favorite line on the whole album is "You're a stupid-ass, backpack-copying freak". What an awesome put-down!! I love it.

March 24, 2008 - 7:39:52 pm

Parry

@Zorro
What lyrics do you want? Here is the first verse of manatee, off of the top of my head:

I am a manatee
I live in the sea
I sneak up at night, pretty baby
just to love you right

Your friends gonna put me down
Cause I'm fat and slimy and brown
They'll never know how you sigh
when you feel my flipper moving up your thigh

I am a Manatee (M.A.N.A.T.E.E.} X2
Stand By your Manatee

March 24, 2008 - 9:26:58 am

Ryan

Try the Mrs. Prindables' apples. I ordered them off of QVC and they were amazing.

March 24, 2008 - 6:31:27 am

Zorro

Hmmm they still sound pretty good to me. If you want a good pretzel you should check out Wetzel Pretzel in Paseo Nuevo. MMMM. Its all about the cinnamon/glaze one.

On a separate note, I love new album but I was wondering where I could find the lyrics for all the tracks. I went to a couple of those lyrics sites but they only had the lyrics for the first two tracks.

March 23, 2008 - 8:50:14 pm

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