Past Reviews:
June 21, 2008
Twenty Sided Dice
Twenty Sided Dice
June 12, 2008
Stolen Idea
Stolen Idea
June 11, 2008
Get Smart
Get Smart
June 08, 2008
Hoagiefest
Hoagiefest
June 05, 2008
Banana Peanut Butter Cupcake
Banana Peanut Butter Cupcake
June 03, 2008
New 2008 Weezer CD
New 2008 Weezer CD
June 02, 2008
Bo Diddley
Bo Diddley
May 30, 2008
Amazing Beer
Amazing Beer
May 26, 2008
Big Bananas
Big Bananas
May 25, 2008
Affirmative Action
Affirmative Action
May 24, 2008
Weezer Pork And Beans Video
Weezer Pork And Beans Video
May 23, 2008
The Decline of the Music Business
The Decline of the Music Business
May 17, 2008
Health Coke
Health Coke
May 16, 2008
Drink In Coconut
Drink In Coconut
May 15, 2008
Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon
May 13, 2008
Pizza Bagel
Pizza Bagel
Free Monkey
on Craigslist.
See ad here.
"I have a fully trained retired circus monkey that I need to find a good home for. He answers to Herman but was originally named Rafael when he was performing. This little guy's made me smile on my worst days and made me money on his best! He has all his shots and paperwork and yes... he's legal. I am moving to connecticut at the end of the month to be with the woman of my dreams and due to the state laws out East I am forced to leave him behind. Hey, It came down to the woman or the monkey and the monkey wouldn't spank me.
I'm moving at the end of July and will be interviewing all applicants until then.
Feel free to call with questions my name is Kitts 503-739-xxxx. Or you can find me at the Ojai Farmer's Market working at the pestachio stand. I'm there every weekend. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. Serioiusly,"
"I have a fully trained retired circus monkey that I need to find a good home for. He answers to Herman but was originally named Rafael when he was performing. This little guy's made me smile on my worst days and made me money on his best! He has all his shots and paperwork and yes... he's legal. I am moving to connecticut at the end of the month to be with the woman of my dreams and due to the state laws out East I am forced to leave him behind. Hey, It came down to the woman or the monkey and the monkey wouldn't spank me.
I'm moving at the end of July and will be interviewing all applicants until then.
Feel free to call with questions my name is Kitts 503-739-xxxx. Or you can find me at the Ojai Farmer's Market working at the pestachio stand. I'm there every weekend. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. Serioiusly,"
PROS:
Free!
CONS:
I would prefer a monkey that would spank me.
comments:
That won't stop me from heading to Ojai this weekend.
He's worried you might spank it.
And pistachios don't grow on trees... er wait...
-W
Wow, mom would flip. I think she just has dreams of cowboy monkeys riding dachshunds.
In regards to the uncle-ship... I don't think interspecies adoptions are recognised outside the state of California, and maybe Vermont...
-W
Your sister is thinking of adopting that thing. Would that make you the monkey's uncle?
The monkey might not have spanked him, but I guess he got tired of spanking it...
-W