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Past Reviews:

April 01, 2008
Stinky I Love You

March 31, 2008
Uck Yeah Bus

March 29, 2008
Fudgie The Whale

March 28, 2008
Kobe Beef Corn Dogs

March 27, 2008
Cupcakes

March 26, 2008
Star Wars Candy Heads

March 25, 2008
Up Butt Coconut Again

March 21, 2008
Gourmet Pretzel Rods


March 19, 2008
Housefly in Underwear

March 18, 2008
Puppy Time!

March 17, 2008
Sea Shell

March 14, 2008
New Five Dollar Bill

March 12, 2008
Nerf Herder Cat Toy


March 08, 2008
More Crabs


Review of the day for April 02, 2008

Defective Banana Stick

Defective Banana Stick



almost killed me.

I was minding my own business, eating a frozen banana, when I realized that the stick my banana was on was all splintered. Man, that could have really injured me! I could have cut my gum, or worse! Anyhow, I dodged a bullet because nothing bad happened.
PROS:
Frozen bananas are delicious.
CONS:
And deadly.

comments:
Scott
On second thought... who gave you that frozen banana?
April 2, 2008 - 9:59:39 pm

Scott
Revenge: Stick a banana on it, freeze it, and give it to someone you don't like.
April 2, 2008 - 8:20:22 pm

conan
Another near lawsuite!
April 2, 2008 - 12:04:42 pm

Will
@Ryan, not now, Parry was injured in a freak banana-on-a-stick accident.

-W
April 2, 2008 - 11:56:02 am

Principal Blackman
Parry,

Im trying to re-tag all my damn mp3s(it is hell}, and I want to tell you that I spit out some water when I was listen to "Getting Laid Shirt" and I heard you said "Awwww Blow it, DingDong". You are the freakin man. Thanks for all the great songs.
April 2, 2008 - 11:17:27 am

Ryan
Is Nerf going on tour?
April 2, 2008 - 7:51:05 am

Will
You should sue Banana Republic for their shoddy merchandise. I assume they're the ones that made it based on the ebay ads. They could have jeopardized the tour!

-W
April 2, 2008 - 6:55:11 am

Ryan
Aren't the bananas chocolate covered? I don't think I've ever had one, and they sound delicious.
April 2, 2008 - 6:36:41 am

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